Hi there. We are starting now.
Who are you? Can I call you Parrot? Parrot it is. Do you like toast? I like toast. Okay? What time is it? Is your clock slow? Why not? Okay. I found a ruler. Wonderful right? How old are you? Do you like rap music? What kind? I like hip-hop. We're gonna start a new section now, ok? I don't care what you think. We're starting a new section. IN ONE WORD, PLEASE DESCRIBE...
Paris Hilton. George Bush. Polar bears. Spaghetti. Sausages. A box full of potatoes. Mosquitoes. Candy apples. Apples. Candy. Here's some more things for you to do.
Have you ever had the chicken pox? Why? Oh. Really? I see. What are your thoughts on seashells? Cactuses? Snoop Dogg? Do you even know who Snoop Dogg is? No he isn't Snoopy. No he's not a dog. He's a dogg. Double g's. Can you dance? Sing? Make cake? Will you make me some cake? Thank you. Have you ever eaten refried beans? Do you want to? Are you wearing hand lotion? Foot? Hand lotion on your foot? Can you lick your elbow? Did you just try? Did it work? Did you know that ABC's & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm? I bet you just tried to sing them. I'm right, arent I. Are you wearing a watch? What time is it now? How do you know? REALLY? Okay. What do you think of when I say these words:
GREEN FEATHER ICE PACK T-SHIRT COW CROW WOW SUNGLASSES LEOPARD GRASSHOPPER WHEELCHAIR GOLF CART GOKART CANDY CANE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE MADONNA POLICE FIRETRUCK MISTLETOE BAG BOX CALCULATOR BASKET YARN SACK BUTTERFLYE ROLL CLAY SALMON INUKSHUK SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALADOCIOUS? More stuff.
Do you know how to say the word in question 97? OMG, A HUNDRED QUESTIONS!!! How do you feel about that? Do I sound like a therapist? How does that make you feel? Are you okay with that? I don't want to sound like a therapist. Skinny jeans. How do you feel about bumble bees? What about when they sting you? What if I threw a bee hive at you? Would you get mad? I'm sorry. Just kidding. No really, sorry. Of course I'm kidding. Do you like this survey? How does it make you feel? Would I make a good therapist? Did you notice the last few questions? They got longer and longer and longer right? That stops now. Crazy right? I know. Yay. Those got shorter. I'm aware of that. Are you hungry? I'm not. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Can I be the one you don't have? Do you think I'm a he-she? Well I'm not. Do you shave your legs? If not, is it cause your a guy? If not and you're a girl, maybe you should.. Who is your favorite actor? Actress? Singer? Dancer? What's your favorite TV show? Is this survey too long? Deal with it. Uh oh, It's getting LONGER.
Do you use stencils to write your letters? Can you handwrite? Righty or lefty? Don't you just find the name "BZOINK" amusing? It sounds like you're hitting your head. Omg, stop hitting your head. What do you think about platypuses? Kangaroos? Oops I did it again.. I played with your heart.. Got lost in the game.. Oh baby baby. Do you know what those last 4 questions were? They were lyrics. To an old Britney Spears song. "Oops I did it again". What color socks are you wearing? Do they have any holes in them? A LITTLE NORMALNESS IN HERE.
When's your birthday? Are you surprised that I'm being normal for once? Do you have any pets? Want any? What's your favorite food? Fave survey? (You should say, "THIS ONE!") Do you have MSN? Can I have it? I don't want it. Did you think you were that special? Well, you're not. Randomness has returned. *Starts new section* Norm-ness doesn't last long.
Are YOU random? If you answered no, why are you doing this survey? Guess what, it has 200 questions. Why? Cause I want it to! Do you eat McDonalds? It's bad for you, you know. I eat McDonalds. It's hard to resist, you know? But I'm not fat. Really. Are you? Too personal? I won't read your replies anyway. I wish I could. Nah, nevermind. That's too time consuming. OMG, it's almost over! BAND-AID. Band-aid's are brand named. "I am stuck on Band-Aid Brand, Cause Band-Aid helps heal me!" It's a commercial. On TV. OH, BYE! I'LL MISS YOU..... * I will be back ! >] *
