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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Do stairs go up or down? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside'? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like choco hy is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is cle Can mute people burp? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Can bald men get lice?? How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off? Is sign language the same in languages other than English? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why is Donkey Kong called Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Can you cry under water? Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down? Can a metal plate in your head get rusted? Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? What do vegetarians feed their dogs? Can someone give up lent for lent?
