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About This Survey


Author: athenasyphier
Created: August 12, 2009
Taken: 303 times
Rated: PG

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The Annoyingly Long Survey

Created by athenasyphier and taken 303 times on Bzoink
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Personal Information
FULL Name:
Birthdate:
First and Last Digit of your S.S.:
Gender:
Hometown:
Zipcode:
Appearance
Is your hair dyed?
If so, what colour?
Natural hair colour:
Hair Length:
Hair Type (straight, curly, etc.):
Is your hair greasy?
Is your hair dry?
Do you have split ends?
Do you use hair care products?
Like...moose?
Perhaps, gel?
Maybe even hair spray....?
What is your eye colour?
Do you wear glasses?
Or do you wear contacts?
Or are you one of the lucky people that have 20/20?
Is your eyesight better then 20/20?
If you wear contacts, do they change your eye colour?
If so, what colour?
Do you have long eye lashes?
Are they naturally curly eyelashes?
Do you have bushy eyebrows?
Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Or do you wax them?
Are they "perfect"?
Are they Dark?
Do you have facial hair?
Is it thick?
Is it dark?
Is it peach fuzz?
Do you have side-burns?
Do you have a beard?
Tell me about your nose...is it big?
Small?
Pointy?
Hook-ie? -_-
Do you have big nostrals?
Is your nose wide?
Do you have small ears?
Big ears?
Pointy ears?
Attached ear lobes?
Non-attached ear lobes?
Do your ears fan out from your head?
Are they flush to your head?
Do you have both ears?
Do you have an adams apple? =O
Can you see your collar bones?
Do you have boobs?
Man-boobs.....or...moobs? XD
Are you skinny?
Over-weight?
Are you willing to say how much you weigh?
Are you tall?
Short?
What's your height?
Small Hands?
Large Hands?
Long fingers?
Chubby fingers?
Skinny fingers?
Short fingers?
Long finger-nails?
Short finger-nails?
Fake finger-nails?
Are you pale?
Are you tan?
Fake tan?
Sun tan?
SKIN CANCER!?!?!?!
Do you have a bubble butt?
Cute little butt?
Is your butt wide?
Do you have thunder thighs?
Do you have long legs?
Short legs?
Cubby legs?
Are you toned?
Body Builder?
Do you have small feet?
Large feet?
What's your shoe size?
Hairy feet?
?!?ATHLETES FOOT?!?
Dirty feet?
Clean feet?
Family
What is your mother's name?
Father's name?
Are they divorced?
Still together?
Do you still talk to them?
Are they on this Earth?
Do you have any step parents?
If so, which?
Have your parents cheated?
How do you know?
Are you sure it is the truth?
Do you think your parents have ever lied to you?
If you answered no to the above question...are you niave?
Again...if you answered no to the previous question...you're dumb!
Do you get along with your parents?
Do you think they raised you well?
Do you know...personally...both your biological parents?
Are you adopted?
Do you have any siblings?
Any step siblings?
How many siblings do you have all together?
How many of said siblings are biological?
How many are half siblings?
How many are step siblings?
How many are adopted siblings?
How many boys altogether?
How many girls altogether?
How many are older then you?
How many are younger then you?
Do you have a twin?
If so, were they born first?
Do you personally know all your siblings?
Is it possible you have a sibling out there you dont know exist?
What are your siblings names?
Are your grandparents on your mom's side still on Earth?
How about on your dad's side?
Do you get along with them?
Do you have any cousins?
How many females on your mom side?
How many males on your mom side?
How many females on your dad side?
How many males on your dad side?
How many altogether are older then you?
How many altogether are younger?
Can you name them all?
Do you have any second cousins?
Do you get along with your Aunts and Uncles?
How many Uncles on your dad side?
Aunts on your dad side?
Uncles on your mom side?
Aunts on your mom side?
Do you have people you consider family, tho they are in no relation to you?
If so, who are they?
If so, what are they to you?
Relationship Status
Are you single?
Are you taken?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Perhaps a girlfriend?
Maybe both?
Married?
Have you ever cheated? {SHAME ON YOU!!! -.-}
Have you ever been cheated on?
If so, I'm sorry.
Have you ever have intimate relations with more then one person?
How about the above question...but at the same time?
Are you sexually active? =O
What is the first quality you look for in a partner?
What is the physical feature on a partner you like best?
Are you a fan of PDA?
Have you ever been on a date?
Do you like to go on dates?
What is your ideal date?
Would you be the one paying or the other person?
Or, would it be split?
Do you like to show off your partner?
Do you like fun or syphisticated dates?
Do you jump into relationships?
Do you use the "L" word freely?
Do you use it openly?
Do you spoil your partner?
How do you end a first date?
Are you clingy?
Do you like it if your partner is clingy?
What is your ideal way of being shown someone cares?
Where was your first kiss?
Who was your first kiss?
Why did you kiss them?
Favorites
Colour:
Flower:
Shape:
Food:
Meal:
Snack/Dessert:
Animal:
Book:
Disney Character:
Comic Book Character:
Video Game:
Website:
Past-time:
Sport:
Shirt:
Pair of Pants:
Scent:
Piece of Jewelry:
Emotion:
Gaming system:
Type of computer:
Piece of furniture in your house:
Family Member:
Friend:
Cartoon:
TV Show:
Movie:
Movie Genre:
Sleep Position:
Time of day:
Season:
Drink:
Vegetable:
Fruit:
Meat:
Instrument:
Song:
Band:
Quote:
Store:
Clothing Store:
Chip Flavor:
Cookie flavor:
Ice Cream Flavor:
Spice:
Candy:
Place To Be:
Cellphone Company:
TV Channel:
Cigarette Brand:
Alcoholic Beverage:
Illegal Substance (Tisk Tisk -_-):
Super Hero:
Disney Movie:
Pattern:
Holiday:
This Or That
Snake or Lizard:
Life Forever or Die Young:
Fall or Spring:
Summer or Winter:
Motorcycle or Car:
Car or Truck:
Live in one place forever or Travel the world:
Shot in the chest or in the head:
Drums or Guitar:
Mom or Dad:
Brother or Sister:
Floor or Ceiling:
Open or Closed:
In or Out:
Close or Far Away:
Chair or couch:
Walk or run:
Read or Write:
Sing or Dance:
Watch or Participate:
Give or Get:
Hide or Seek:
Die Alone or With All Your loved ones around you:
Cartoons or Anime:
Tv or Movies:
Novels or Short Stories:
Magic or Tricks:
Halloween or Christmas:
Christmas or Valentines Day:
Cold or Hot:
Big or Small:
Tall or Short:
Poor with lots of friends or rich and alone:
Fan or AC:
Dark or Light:
Crabs or Shrimp:
Japan or China:
Mexican food or Chinese food:
Vegetables or Meat:
Fruits or Vegetables:
Manga or Comics:
Curtains or Blinds:
Spider or Snake:
Waffle or Pancake:
Ice Cream or Cake:
Vanilla or Chocolate:
Pie or Ice Cream Cake:
Banana or Strawberry:
Cake or Cupcake:
White or Black:
Black and White or Rainbow:
Crayons or Coloured Pencils:
Markers or Crayons:
Sports or Makeup:
School or Work:
Chicken or Beef:
Die in a Fire or Die drowning:
Water or Soda:
Soda or Juice:
Beer or Wine:
Chips or Pretzels:
Book or Movie:
VHS or DVD:
Money or Love:
Pictures or Stories:
Pillow or Blanket:
Friends or Family:
Question or Answer:
Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh:
Star Trek or Star Wars:
Horror or Romance:
Tragedy or Comedy:
Grand Theft Auto or Assassins Creed:
Clean or Dirty:
Shower or Bath:
Candles or flowers:
Real or fake:
Gangster or Prep:
Emo or Goth:
Goth or Prep:
Glasses or Contacts:
X-Box or Playstation:
Bottle or Can:
Drunk or Sober:
Illegal or Legal:
Glass or Plastic:
Tank top or T-shirt:
Emotions or Numbness:
Black head or pimple:
Keyboard or Mouse:
Random Questions:
Do you smoke?
Do you drink?
Do you use illegal substances?
Do you flare your nostrals?
Can you wiggle your nose like a bunny?
Can you wiggle your ears?
Have you ever been in an abulance?
Can you suck in your nostrals?
Do you have any piercings?
Where?
Do you have any tattoos?
Where?
Of what?
Do you have back acne AKA backne?
Do you wear makeup?
Do you wear nail polish?
Are you kinky?
Do you have an eating disorder?
Have you ever suffered from one?
Any mental disorders?
What?
Any physical disorders?
What?
Do you use sarcasm?
Are you nosy?
Do you have any pets?
What kinds?
What are their names?
Have you ever had pets?
What were they?
What were their names?
Who is your loudest friend?
Who is your quietest friend?
Do you have a job?
Can you do basic math?
Do you believe in santa?
Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in anything?
What is your religion?
What is your sexual orientation?
What is your biggest fear?
Do you have any other fears?
Are you scared of anyone?
What are you wearing?
What are you listening to?
Who else is in the room?
What is the closest thing to you that you can pick up?
Can you lick your own nose?
Can you touch your hands behind your back?
Do you know how to dance?
Do you pick your nose?
Are you allergic to anything?
Do you sleep in?
Do you hit the snooze button more than twice?
Do you like shopping?
What is the first word that pops in your head after you read, "UTI"?
What is a bad habit that you have?
Do you pick your wedgies in public?
Do you fart in public?
Do you fart around people at all?
Do you have a spoon stuck in your throat?
Are you seeking the legend?
Would you wear a fake mustache to get a free sample?
Have you ever lied?
Have you ever used another name?
What do you think about Zebras?
Are you bored yet?
How about annoyed?
Do you play board games?
Do you play truth or dare?
What do you normally choose?
Do you get a lot of mail?
Any bills?
Do you bite your nails?
Do you lick your lips a lot?
Are you happy?
Depressed?
Do you get sick a lot?
What is the one thing that can always make you happy?
What is a pet peeve you have?
Do you watch TV?
Do you sing in the shower?
Do you shave?
Do you use emoticons?
Do you have a MySpace?
How about a facebook?
Do you date people you meet online?
Have you ever been to a club?
Do you date older people or younger?
Are you an energy saver?
How about a money saver?
Have you ever played on a Wii?
Do you wear pants?
Do you always wear underwear in public?
What does your body tell about you?
Do you like yourself?
Do other people like you?
Are you a good rolemodel?
Are you in love?
Do you have talent?
Anything special about you?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you like to eat bananas?
Do you use straws?
Will you eat canned foods?
Do you eat left overs?
Do you tan or burn?
Are you petite?
Do you live with anyone?
Do you chew on pen caps?
Do you hunt?
Are you a good cook?
Can you write?
If you had a baby boy what would you name him?
If you had a baby girl what would you name her?
Do you think you can sing?
Do you think you should model?
Can you draw?
Do you like spongebob?
What type of music do you listen to?
Have you ever met anyone famous?
Have you ever been to a concert?
Have you ever been IN a concert?
Do you drink beer?
Have you ever stepped in dog poo?
Do you use public bathrooms?
Do you get bored easily?
Do you have a cell phone?
Do you drive somewhere EVERY day?
Does "schwarze sonne" mean anything to you?
Do you watch the news?
Do you have any friends?
Do you collect anything?
What?
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Have you ever been on a horse?
Do you like the President?
Are you patriotic?
Are you even American?
Do you watch anime?
Do you know what is?
Do you read manga?
Do you know what THAT is?
Are you a homophobe?
Did you get good grades in school?
Have you ever flown a kite?
Do you like to play Guitar Hero?
What about Rock Band?
Do you crack you neck?
What about you knuckles?
Do you watch Family Guy?
Do you listen to random Christian Opera whilst your friend is typing?
If you could move where would you go?
Are you bylingual? (Speak many languages)
Have you ever plagerized?
Do you watch the HSN?
Are you dumb?
Do you make a wish at 11:11?
What movie do you want to see that is in or is coming to theaters?
Have you ever stayed at a Days Inn?
Do you have a drivers license?
Are you a US citizen?
Is there any piece of jewelry that you wear EVERY day?
Do you watch sports?
Do you wear deodorant?
Have you ever watched Pokemon?
What about Yu-Gi-Oh?
What about the Teletubbies?
Ever seen a boobah?
Do you want an iPhone?
Do you have an MP3 Player?
Do you have central air?
Do you want bagpipes playing at your funeral?
Do you get presents on your birthday?
Do you drive?
Do you expect more?
How do you sleep?
Do you dream often?
When you are bored and it is silent do you hear music in your head?
Have you ever been robbed?
Have you ever painted a room?
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