If I could have a beard and a mullet, I would. Unfortunately, both don't go with my eyes.
I'm a certified life ruiner
I want to be just like Roseanne. Either that or a less talented David Spade. Which kind of means Joe Dirt. Or a less Lesbian Ellen. These are all good aspirations.
I want sushi that I don't have to pay for.. Also want a car I don't have to pay for.. I also want chippies and salsa I don't have to pay for.. What can I bring to the table? ..Charisma.
..a cop hit on me today.