Self-Proclaimed Londoner/Critic

Self Overview:
I consider myself to be very intelligent, cultural, and an overall witty being. Some may find me enthralling or just plain annoying. Either way, I'm enjoyable. Corncake sentences tick me off and my biggest pet peeve is a spelling mistake. Call me a nerd? I welcome it. I embrace my so called "nerdiness" and I am proud. I probably invented the word "aspersion" (look it up) and I can't say I'm a whole-hearted truth-teller. I love me, myself, and I (call me shallow...I dare you.)

Goals:
Become a Professional Fashion Photographer.
Write some type of novel.
Live in London, England.
Marry a British underwear model.
Live to be 100.
Get on the Smuckers' Jelly Jar.

Wants:
A Kodak or Canon camera.
A laptop.
A recording label.
To meet Britney Spears.
To meet any or all of the Twilight Saga actors.
A cat.
Another Jack Russell Terrier.
A bird.
Good grades.
A vlog.

Accomplishments:
Mastering the arts of the internet.
Level I (the best you can get) in Solo and Ensemble competition.
Mastering a wonderful British accent.
My extensive knowledge of Harry Potter trivia.
My extensive knowledge of the Twilight Saga trivia.
My lovely voice, pitches, and tones.

Favorites:
Movies: Titanic/A Walk to Remember/The Notebook/Labyrinth/HP6

T.V. Shows: The Secret Life of the American Teenager/America's Next Top Model/The Vampire Diaries/Family Guy/Project Runway/American Idol

Songs (right now): "Remedy" by Little Boots/"Malice in Wonderland" by The Noisettes/"The Reason" by Hoobastank/"The Fear" by Lily Allen/"Put Your Records On" by Corinne Bailey Rae

Books: HP/Twilight, Nicholas Spark's books, Meg Cabot's books