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[+]  stop it, patrick, you're scaring him

Taken 41 times, has 45 questions, and is rated PG.

[+]  hello darkness, my only friend. i've come to talk with you again. (are we alike?)

Taken 137 times, has 29 questions, and is rated G.

[+]  i'll take straight vodka, thank you.

Taken 91 times, has 25 questions, and is rated G.

[+]  i've been thinking too much about you.

Taken 46 times, has 15 questions, and is rated G.

[+]  nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Taken 65 times, has 15 questions, and is rated G.

[+]  you can't kill me because i'm already inside you.

Taken 85 times, has 30 questions, and is rated R.