September 18, 2008 at 3:04pm
Mood: content
Music: one of the dogs snoring.

So, I got bit by a dog last night. That was fun, lemme tell ya. My hand still really hurts and I can't really use it for anything. It's awesome. I hope I don't have to go to work tomorrow either, lol. I mean, it doesn't look bad but since I can't grip anything, it's gonna suck. /:

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September 15, 2008 at 3:47am
Mood: bored
Music: A Day To Remember - Casablanca Sucked Anyways
Subject: Wow.

I can't believe I've been with this site for so long. Wow.

Anyway, I got my tongue pierced the other day with my friend, Amanda. Except she got her nose pierced. I think I handled it pretty well. >_> I mean, I may have whimpered and acted like a totally weenie while I waited for the pain to happen. (I fear pain.) But once it was time I squeezed her hand really tight and then it was over. I said "um, ow' like once and was fine.

She, on the other hand, shed a few tears. So, I'm not the bigger weenie. [:

Anyway, so, two weeks from now I'm allowed to put in a shorter ball. I'm excited. When I have my mouth closed I forget I even have it pierced. I hope to God it doesn't get infected, that'll blow. ]:

I really kinda hate my job dude. They dont allow dyed hair (in strange colors) or piercings, but you can have 37,000 tattos that's okay. I think its bullcrap. |:< and plus I really hate the public and waiting on the public. It's dumb.

And besides, I want my pink hair back.

I feel like I'm drifting away from one of my 'close' friends and it's killing me. But I know I'm drifting from three others and I'm okay with it. /: Weird huh?

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February 13, 2007 at 4:50pm
Mood: accomplished
Music: Gundam SEED Destiny - EMOTION
Subject:

Tutorial for how to add people as friends goes here! Warning~ image heavy to the max. (15 .png's ranging from 30KB to 200KB. I'm sorry.)

Edit: WOE IZ ME 'cos cut tags don't work on Bzoink journals. Blargh.

Son of Edit: Thaaank you Andy~

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Note that unlike on MySpace, adding someone as a friend does not automatically add you as a friend on their list. You may not be added back-- not everyone is up for random friending. You might want to send them a private message first. If you don't know how to do that, I will totally edit this later and make a post dedicated to it.

Just not now. My finger hurts from screenshotting.

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December 31, 2006 at 1:40pm
Mood: cheerful
Music: Death Note - Special Kira Investigation Team
Subject:

>NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>
>
>To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your
>failure to produce proper cars and elect a competent President of the USA
>and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of
>your independence, effective today.
>
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
>over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which
>she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony
>Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there
>is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America
>without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be
>disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine
>whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown
>Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
>
>1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then
>look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at
>just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be
>reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter
>'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to
>spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love
>affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix
>"ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix
>'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell
>Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
>Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up
>"vocabulary".
>
>Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as
>"like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
>communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in
>the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language
>then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your
>vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
>
>2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on
>your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account
>of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".
>
>3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It
>really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,
>upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to
>learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as
>"Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking
>about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in
>England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it
>Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire,
>Floridashire, Louisianashire.
>
>4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the
>good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play
>English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red
>Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American
>audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political
>incorrectness.
>
>5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen",
>but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
>confused and give up half way through.
>
>6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of
>football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
>The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
>may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no
>longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
>Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult
>game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
>(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for
>a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like
>nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by
>2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an
>event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of
>America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond
>your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will
>be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball
>without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
>
>7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer
>be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a
>vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to
>handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish
>to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
>
>8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new
>national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
>
>9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your
>own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
>All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start
>driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go
>metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.
>Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of
>humour.
>
>10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you cal French fries
>are not real chips. Fries aren't even French; they are Belgian; though
>97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are
>not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling
>potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and
>fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which
>should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more
>aggressive with customers.
>
>11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all
>tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be
>doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
>
>12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
>beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will
>be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted
>provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as
>"American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's
>Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company
>whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine". This
>will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in
>Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
>
>13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you
>will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the
>former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and
>the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US
>gallon - get used to it).
>
>14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers
>or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
>that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled
>by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing
>someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to
>handle a gun.
>
>15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
>
>Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
>ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
>
>Thank you for your co-operation.

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June 25, 2006 at 2:17pm

Oh my goodness, I am making a bzoink journal entry.

I am really hungry.
I just ate a piece of beef jerky, but I'm still hungry.

Beef jerky is very tasty and low fat, I highly recommend it.
Lots of sodium though, but sodium is love.

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