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Note: Please do not take this seriously; this survey is not actual diagnostic criteria for any of these conditions. If you think you have any of these conditions, please go see a doctor! That being said, I hope you enjoy...have fun! |
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Panic Disorder 🤪 |
You've had a panic attack. | |
You have frequent panic attacks. | |
You can't handle your life; you feel like your life is spinning out of control. | |
You have anxiety about having anxiety. | |
You experience sudden episodes of intense fear for no apparent reason. | |
You avoid doing certain things or going certain places, because you're afraid of having a panic attack. | |
You've experienced an overwhelming sense of fear that came along with a pounding heart, shaking, chest tightness, and an upset stomach. | |
You've felt sick to your stomach when you were stressed about something. | |
You've done something you were terrified to do, and you were shaking with fear as you did it, but you overcame anyway. | |
You constantly feel stressed, and sometimes it gets to be too much to bear. | |
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Prolonged Grief Disorder 😭 |
You've experienced a tragic loss. | |
You've grieved after experiencing a traumatic loss. | |
....and your grief seemed to last forever....or at least for a very, very long time. | |
....and you're still grieving and suffering because of this loss; you just can't seem to get over it.... | |
You haven't yet accepted the reality of this loss or taken steps to move forward. | |
You think about this loss constantly; you can't get it out of your head. | |
You avoid reminders of this loss as much as you can, because it's just so painful, and any reminders of it will cause you to re-live it all over again. | |
You constantly are yearning for what you lost; you want it back again and can't shake this overwhelming grief and longing for what you once had. | |
You cry constantly and feel extremely isolated and alone. | |
It's been more than six months, but you still are consumed with grief over this loss. | |
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Grief 😭 |
You've experienced a tragic loss. | |
Your sense of loss is so profound that you feel like your life is not worth living without whatever it is that you lost. | |
You constantly feel exhausted, and you have no energy or motivation. | |
You feel like you can't handle your life, like it's just too much for you to deal with. | |
Your capacity and ability to deal with stress has changed; you can't handle as much as you could before your loss. | |
Old wounds have resurfaced, and you are grieving because of those losses, too. | |
You don't feel like your life is worth living anymore. | |
You've noticed that your physical health problems become significantly worse whenever you are grieving. | |
You've been experiencing new physical health problems, and the cause of these physical health problems is unknown. | |
At or around the same time you experienced a significant loss, you started having new significant physical health problems as well as emotional and psychological, and doctors couldn't give you any explanation as to why. | |
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Paranoia |
You don't trust people. | |
You are untrusting and suspicious of everyone, even when they haven't given you any reason to be. | |
You are afraid to walk outside at night alone. | |
You constantly fear that others are plotting against you. | |
You constantly act defensive, because you feel threatened by other people. | |
You are very emotionally guarded. | |
You are easily offended and are unable to forgive those who have hurt you in the past. | |
You worry about things that are very unlikely to happen. | |
You are constantly worried that the worst case scenario is going to happen. | |
You believe that everyone has evil intentions and is out to harm you. | |
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Substance Abuse Disorder |
You've been drunk and/or high. | |
You become addicted to substances easily. | |
You've experienced addiction to either alcohol, marijuana, illegal drugs, or prescription drugs. | |
You've taken/used more of a substance than you originally intended to. | |
You've continued to use a substance even though it caused you dangerous side effects. | |
You've experienced withdrawal symptoms when stopping a substance suddenly. | |
Your body has developed tolerance to a particular substance, meaning you need to take a larger amount of it to continue getting the same results. | |
You've experienced cravings for a particular substance after you stopped using it. | |
Since you began using a particular substance, you've experienced a decline or attendance in performance at school, work, or home. | |
Since you began using a particular substance, you've experienced a decline in physical appearance and/or personal hygiene. | |
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Anorexia |
You think you are fat. | |
You have skipped meals because you wanted to lose weight. | |
You have a fear of eating in public. | |
You are obsessed with counting calories. | |
People have commented that you look very thin, but you don't think so. | |
You hate what you see when you look in the mirror. | |
You compare yourself to celebrities and models who are thin, and you want to look like them. | |
You have collapsed while exercising. | |
You often feel hungry, even after you eat. | |
You are obsessed with losing weight, and you weigh yourself constantly. | |
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Binge Eating Disorder |
You eat a lot. | |
Sometimes you eat just because you are bored. | |
You've binged on food as a way to deal with stress, anxiety, grief, sadness, conflicting emotions, etc. | |
You feel like something is missing in your life, and you try to fill that void with food. | |
You eat even when you don't feel hungry. | |
Sometimes you will keep eating even though you're full, because the food tastes so good, and you find it hard to stop! | |
When you're sad and feeling sorry for yourself, eating delicious food helps take your mind off the pain, and you use it as a way to cope! | |
You feel angry or disgusted with yourself after you've binged on food. | |
You feel like you have no self-control. | |
You find it hard stop eating when something tastes really good. | |
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Bulimia |
You binge-eat, and then you make yourself get sick afterward. | |
You've made yourself throw up by sticking your finger down your throat. | |
You feel like you have no self-control, and you feel ashamed. | |
You feel out of control when you are binging. | |
You've exercised excessively to try and lose weight. | |
You have low self-esteem and hate the way you look. | |
Someone has heard you get sick and asked if you're ok, and you've lied and said you were fine. | |
You compare yourself to other people and you wish you looked like them. | |
You are afraid of becoming fat or obese. | |
You feel ashamed and disgusted with yourself. | |
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Psychosis 🤪 |
You've experienced hallucinations and/or delusions. | |
You've watched as one object morphed into something else. | |
You've thought you saw a person standing outside your door, but then realized there was no one there. | |
You've woken up to see a shadowy object or figure floating in the air. | |
You've woken up to find a demon sitting or standing by your bed, trying to convince you to stab yourself. | |
You've heard voices telling you to harm yourself or someone else. | |
You've felt like you were being followed, but then turned around and saw there was no one there. | |
You've seen a demon riding on someone's back. | |
You've watched as a demon beat someone up. | |
You've seen or felt the presence of an angel. | |
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Seasonal Affective Disorder | |
You live in an area with long, freezing cold winters that don't get much sun. | |
You feel depressed in the winters. | |
You sleep more in the winter, and sometimes you over-sleep. | |
You've noticed you feel depressed if you go days without sunlight. | |
You've noticed that turning on a bright light can cause a lift in your mood. | |
Winter seems very long to you. | |
Sometimes where you live, the sky will be gray and cloudy for days on end. | |
You feel happier, energetic, and more motivated on days when the sun is shining. | |
You often feel lethargic and have no motivation during the winter. | |
When you step outside on a sunny spring day, you feel like you are stepping into a whole different realm. | |
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